justcommiethings

[justcommiethings]

[ink-the-artist]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

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[charle1515]

Normal Game Bug: enemies get infinite health and it eventually causes the game to crash

Dwarf Fortress Bug: new exercise mechanics unintentionally allow river trout to get super buff when swimming against the tide, to the point that they can now walk on land and beat anything they see up.

[al-berta]

Just gonna include some of my favourite Dwarf Fortress patch notes and bugs over the years:

• Fixed a bug where animals could rent rooms
• Fixed bug with animals picking out clothes to wear
• Fixed bug with mules shitting luggage
• Cleaned up the bear situation
• Babies no longer start strapped with a knife
  
• Added cat butchery
• Fixed problem with undead passing out from strangling
• Made the corpses of small animals that die out of water stop teleporting
• Made dwarves care if you melt down their masterpieces
• Stopped soldiers from going to parties
• Added mouths
• Added an aperture flag that stops mouths from being gouged out
• Fixed bug where all the local rock turned into sky whenever migrant groups were created anywhere in the world
  
• Made semimegabeasts get along better with their cave friends
• Fixed a problem with blood hanging in the air
• Stopped elves from being pleased with unethical trades
• Stopped children and babies from joining you on your adventures
• Allowed dwarves to get married
• Made thieves and their support groups respect each other
• Stopped booze food from melting, even though it probably should
• Made dungeon masters happy with their cloaks and boots again
• Made all undead respectful of one another
• Fixed problem with the king coming early and not actually showing up
• Stopped aerial births
• Stopped looping dwarves from constantly trying out gloves and boots when they should just pick one and go
  
• Alligators have hair and other unintended attributes
• Rain kills everything it lands on
• Dwarves given their choice of weapons will choose ones too big to use
• Humans in Farming houses are naked
• Tigerman does not have ears
• Blind cave bears have front toes on both front and rear feet
• Magma crabs drown in magma
• Serpent Men can Kick
  
• ALL primates have front and back legs (with accompanying feet), no arms or hands, yet have fingers, somewhere
  
• Undead cat can adopt dwarf
• Vampires who have been scouts brag about murders they committed while scouting
• Undead dwarf contracted were-chameleon curse
• Animal breeding is prevented if animals aren’t “willing to marry”
  
• Frozen in time; no way to re-enter time continuum
• Incorrect use of “whom” in elf.txt
• Nonlethal fall onto upright spike causes unreasonably high skill gain
• Dwarfs refuse to use picks after unforbidding said picks while traders are present with their own picks
• Giraffe is trainable for war
• All animals are described as “Gigantic”
  
• Last time i played DF there was a known issue where female soldiers would charge into battle with their babies strapped to their chest, and go berserk when their child was inevitably wounded
  

[omesden]

Dwarves also used to be able to drink other dwarves

[fallout-new-vegas-2010]

dwarves are just containers of liquids when you think about it

[kingofstarrysky]

My favourite was a note from Toady as he was developing Jumping, where due to a math(?) error he jumped, rocketed forwards at 30mph, hit a cliff and instagibbed.

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[jestermilk]

cool trans girl at the skatepark that just fell and crotched herself on a rail: owwww... >_< the pain...

other cool trans girl: oh no! that looked like it hurt! do you need anything...?

cool trans girl: yeah... i need someone to kiss it better. =( preferably another girl. like, right here in the open too. and sloppily

[yourlocalfallofthewest]

thank you for this s-tier post

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[manywinged]

tiktok necromancer: "i've received a few concerns lately about where i get my materials from, so i just want to assure you all that i always make sure my human remains are ethically and responsibly sourced, and all reanimation i do is 100% consensual :)"

[manywinged]

"UPDATE: so i'm sure you've all seen the callouts by now. okay, i admit it. i did rob a few graves and even kill some people to make the throne of bones in my living room, and the fingerbone crown i'm wearing right now. but i did all the intensive labor of desecrating burial sites and murdering civilians personally myself. and it's not like they were using their bones! it's eco friendly, like recycling! you're all just haters because you're jealous of my horrifyingly cool interior decor"

[manywinged]

"FURTHER UPDATE: i may not have honor. i may not have integrity. i may not have morals. i may not even have brand deals or collabs lined up, thanks to the callout posts about me circulating across multiple social media platforms. but you know what i do have? an undead army. let's see your 'woke mob' try to cancel my legion of skeletons."

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[demilypyro]

By 2030, 90% of "funny boys who are good at posting" will have transitioned into women

[demilypyro]

This has basically already happened on Tumblr I mean what was the last time you saw a 2010s "funnyman". They've all left the site or transitioned

[demilypyro]

Don't worry Ryan I said you have to be good at posting

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[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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[taur]

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[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[slash-queen]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

[hot-honey-fag]

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

[tawghasa]

This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.

[stereofeathers]

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves

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[starlight-lilith]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[mormonfries]

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

[alpine-insurrection]

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

[harostar]

Originally posted by folkpunkdreamboat

[lilithtransrights]

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

[burnt-to-cynders]

[lilithtransrights]

[momusu-saval]

Always reblog this if you are cool

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[cumpriest]

so funny to me when white american christians are like “ooh i incorporate my religious trauma into my art and thats why i draw these stained glass gothic church gold multi eyed reneissance sculpture angels agnus dei” like i know your protestant southern california ass didnt have any of that. go make some art about this

[deoidesign]

ok

[arsonsara]

Damn way to read the assignment and go above and beyond.

[sunshine-tattoo]

the bleakness and sanitized feel of most American protestant churches really is an underused medium.